Non-verbal

Apr. 22nd, 2026 07:48 pm
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100 nonverbal prompts

→ post with your character and preferences

→ others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!

→ write a starter based on the prompts




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FIND THE BEAUTY



Today, we'll press below the obvious. We'll dig deep to find the true beauty that's within. For some of you, we'll need to dig deeper.

Uh. Maybe not that deep. Too deep. Too deep!

...this could end up being a real challenge. But I still think everyone's beautiful. Yes. Even that guy!


how to play.

○ Comment with your character.
○ Other characters will remark on what they find beautiful about your character. Of course, they can talk about physical features, but hopefully, they'll be more creative than that.
○ We can't make any promises.
○ Return the favor. Share the joy. Make someone smile today.

An oath

Apr. 22nd, 2026 06:06 pm
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The Swear Myself to You Meme
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Morning sunshine

Apr. 22nd, 2026 05:56 pm
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morning after






┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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Dialogue

Apr. 22nd, 2026 02:30 pm
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dialogue prompt meme
1. COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER.

2. IN YOUR TOP-LEVEL, INCLUDE AS MANY DIALOGUE OPTIONS AS YOU WANT. FEEL FREE TO USE THIS GENERATOR FOR INSPIRATION.

3. OTHERS PICK ONE TO REPLY TO.

4. BUILD A SETTING AROUND IT AND HAVE FUN!

The Magical Creature Bazaar

Apr. 22nd, 2026 08:07 pm
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Welcome to the Magical Creature Bazaar - a sprawling open-air market where the strange, the rare, and the impossible can be found! Dragons coil behind reinforced glass, unicorns stand beneath silken canopies. Creatures that whisper, creatures that shimmer, creatures that wear human faces until they don't.

Some come here out of curiosity.
Some come for profit.
Some come because they have no choice.

Are you here to browse... or are you part of the display?

Humans (or something close enough)

1. A Curious Visitor – You came to witness the wonders. Maybe today the fairies will dance?
2. A Potential Owner – You're searching for a companion, servant, or status symbol.
3. A Seller – You've brought something extraordinary. Will it fetch a fortune, or attract the wrong kind of attention?
4. A Researcher – Knowledge is your goal. Measurements, notes, experiments... assuming the subject cooperates.
5. A Liberator – You see cages where others see commerce. Someone here shouldn't be kept. The question is... can you get them out?

Creatures

1. On Display – You are a spectacle and a beauty. Make sure to stretch those wings and show off all those colors!
2. For Sale – Whether by force or fate, you are here to be sold. Will you resist... or choose your next master carefully?
3. Planning Escape – You'll break every bar, binding, or bargain — you're not someone who can be held down!
4. Seeking a Mate – You've been brought here to find a mate. Maybe you want one. Maybe you don't.
5. Socializing – Maybe others of your kind are here, or maybe you you've made your own pack.



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Posted by Deanna Talerico

Follow my easy recipe to make delicious homemade elderflower cordial (sometimes called elderflower syrup). The delicate, floral flavor of fresh elderflowers come together with bright notes of citrus to create a concentrated sweet and tangy syrup.

Mix a splash of elderflower cordial in sparkling water to make a refreshing natural “soda”, or add it to cocktails, mocktails, desserts and more. See a complete list of ways to use it at the end of this post.

This is one of my favorite spring or summertime treats!

A glass bottle with a flip top lid full of elderflower cordial. A few flower clusters and a half lemon are surrounding the bottle along with an elderflower cordial mocktail in a stemless wine glass in the background.


I have nearly a dozen wild elderberry bushes growing on my property, but unfortunately the berries never get very large or juicy in our dry climate. So this recipe is a perfect way for me to use the flowers at least, along with our homegrown lemons!


About Elderflowers


  • Blooming in late spring to early summer, elderflowers appear on elder shrubs (Sambucus spp) just before the berries form. The tiny delicate flowers grow in large clusters that can range from 4 to 10 inches across.

  • Elderflowers are part of the Honeysuckle family and are prized for their sweet, musky aroma. Boasting floral, fruity and slightly herbaceous flavors with notes of vanilla, pear, and tropical lychee, elderflowers are popular for cordials, syrups, teas, baked goods, fritters, and desserts (often enhanced with citrus).

  • Elderflowers are used for both culinary and medicinal purposes. Like elderberries, the flowers are are rich in antioxidants, vitamins, flavonoids, and other bioactive compounds that help reduce inflammation and support the immune system, digestive system and overall health.


Bunches of elderflowers growing on an elderberry shrub.

RELATED: Don’t miss our elderberry syrup recipe, homemade elderberry tincture, or easy elderberry gummies recipe!


Elderflower Cordial vs Elderflower Syrup


Elderflower cordial and syrup are often used interchangeably, though they’re made with a slightly different process.

Cordial recipes are typically more complex, using citrus and/or citric acid for a sweet-and-sour flavor profile and natural preservative, while simple syrups are usually made with only sugar and water. Also, cordial is often made by macerating the elderflowers (soaking them in sugar for several days) rather than quickly boiling them.


Can I make elderflower cordial with dried flowers?


Yes, you can absolutely make this elderflower cordial recipe using dried flowers. The flavor will be slightly different (a bit more earthy) but still delicious. Since dried flowers are more concentrated, simply use 1/3 to half the amount (e.g 1/3 to 1/2 cup of dried elderflowers to 1 cup fresh).


A glass bottle with a flip top lid is pouring liquid into a stemless wine glass that is almost full of carbonated liquid along with several ice cubes.


Supplies Needed


  • small saucepan or pot
  • quart-size glass jar with a leak-proof lid. If you wish to double the recipe, use a larger bowl or half gallon mason jar for infusing instead.
  • fine mesh strainer and/or cheesecloth for straining. I like to use both since the elderflowers are so fine.
  • bottles or jars for final storage


Ingredients


This recipe makes about 1 quart or 4 cups of finished elderflower cordial. Feel free to double it if you have a lot of flowers!

  • 1 to 2 cups of fresh elderflowers, stems removed. In my experience, this is about a dozen medium to large elderflower heads. (Or use 1/3 to 1/2 cup dried elderflowers)
  • 2 cups water
  • 2 cups sugar – I like to use organic cane sugar
  • 1 to 3 organic lemons, depending on their size and how lemony you want it. I usually use 3 medium-size Meyer lemons from my garden – they’re so sweet! I like to slice up 1 or 2 to add to the bottom of the jar, and then squeeze the juice of 1 lemon right into the jar too.
  • 1/2 tsp citric acid (optional but recommended). Citric acid boosts the acidity for better preservation and shelf life.


A wicker basket of blooms, full and half lemon sections and a bowl of sugar are arranged in a cluster.


Same Day Option


While some other elderflower cordial recipes quickly heat everything together, I prefer to avoid boiling the flowers and let them passively soak for a couple days instead. This helps preserve the delicate flavor and maximum nutrients possible. I think it’s worth the wait!

However, if you’re in a rush and want to make your elderflower cordial in one day, you can simply combine all the ingredients together in a pot, bring it to a boil, simmer for 10 to 15 minutes, let it cool, and then strain and bottle.


1) Harvest and De-Stem Elderflowers


  • Harvest fresh elderflower clusters. It’s best to harvest flower clusters when they’re in full bloom (with at least 75-80% of the flowers open) but before they start to fade and form immature berries.

  • Do not wash the flowers. They’re super delicate – and a lot of the flavor/aroma will wash away too! If needed, give them a gentle shake to dislodge debris.

  • Remove the individual flowers from the green stems, which are slightly toxic. (The flowers are not.) This is a bit tedious but important! It’s okay if there are some teeny tiny stems left behind, but do your best to remove as much of them as possible.

  • Measure as you go, until you have at least 1 cup of elderflowers – up to 2 cups if you prefer a stronger flavor)

  • I like to work over a small bowl, pinching the tiny flowers off away from the stems. I also like to have tweezers handy, which make it quick and easy to pick out any bad blossoms, insects, large stems, or other impurities.


A white ceramic bowl full of freshly harvested elderflower blooms.


2) Heat the Syrup


  • Combine sugar and water in a small pot on the stovetop and bring it to light boil. Stir to combine.

  • Once the sugar is fully dissolved, remove from mixture from the heat and add the citric acid while it’s still hot. Mix well to combine.

  • Set the pot of syrup aside to cool slightly while you do the next step. We want to pour the syrup into the jar while it’s still quite warm, but not boiling hot.


3) Fill the Jar


  • Thoroughly wash 1 to 2 lemons, cut them into thin slices, and add them to the bottom of a clean quart jar. I also like to squeeze in the juices from an additional lemon.

  • Next, add 1 to 2 cups of de-stemmed elderflowers to the jar.

  • Finally, pour the warm sugar water mixture over the flowers and lemons until the jar is full, and then add a leak-proof lid.


A simple syrup solution is being poured from a pot into a quart mason jar full of slices of lemons and flower blooms.


4) Infuse


  • Now let the jar sit to infuse for 1 to 2 days at room temperature. 3 days may be okay, but I wouldn’t go much longer than that. (Longer could result in unwanted fermentation and gas build-up in the jar.)

  • It’s best to gently shake the jar a couple times per day to encourage mixing and reduce the chances of mold growing on top. I keep mine on the kitchen counter to make it easy to remember.


A quart mason jar full of liquid infusing with blooms and lemon slices.
A quart jar full of infusing elderflower cordial syrup with slices of lemons is being held upside down with a leak proof lid to further infuse the ingredients.


5) Strain and Bottle


After a couple days of soaking, it’s time to strain the finished elderflower cordial! To do so, I like to line a fine-mesh strainer with cheesecloth for extra filtration. Using cheesecloth also makes it easier to squeeze out every last drop of syrup.

  • Position a strainer and/or cheesecloth over a bowl, and carefully dump the contents of the jar into the strainer.

  • Let it drain for a few minutes, and then gently press or wring out the solids to extract as much liquid as possible. If you aren’t’ using cheesecloth, use a large spoon or other wide flat utensil to press the solids in the strainer.

  • Finally, transfer the strained elderflower cordial into storage containers of choice – such as a glass bottle or jar. Use a funnel as needed.

  • Enjoy! See storage and shelf life information plus ways to use it below.


A mason jar is pouring elderflower cordial syrup through a section of cheesecloth sitting on top of a fine mesh strainer into a liquid glass measuring cup.
A fine mesh strainer is sitting on top of a glass liquid measuring cup full of elderflower cordial syrup. A wad of cheesecloth is being held above the strainer which has been used to further strain the infused contents while being able to wring out the juices.


Storage and Shelf Life


Store homemade elderflower cordial in the refrigerator.

When made with citric acid (a key preservative), elderflower cordial should last for at least 3 to 6 months (or longer) – though I always use it up before then! Without citric acid, plan to use it within 1 to 2 months.

If the syrup grows mold, becomes cloudy or slimy, or develops off odors/flavors then it has gone bad and should be discarded.


PRO TIP: If you didn’t use citric acid, you can simmer your finished cordial for about 10 minutes before bottling to help sterilize it and extend the shelf life. Heating the mixture can also help neutralize the toxins (cyanogenic glycosides) found in the stems, if you’re concerned about that or didn’t remove them well enough.

A liquid glass measuring cup is pouring elderflower syrup into a large bottle with a flip top lid using as stainless steel funnel. There are a few bunches of elderflowers arranged nearby.


How to Use Elderflower Cordial or Syrup


Get ready – you’re in for a treat!

  • Add a splash (1 to 2 tablespoons) of elderflower cordial to sparkling water for a delicious refreshing natural “soda”. This is my favorite way to use it, especially on a warm afternoon working in the garden. Feel free to add more syrup if you like it sweeter.

  • Elderflower cordial also pairs exceptionally well with prosecco, gin, vodka, sparkling wine, and champagne – like an elevated mimosa.

  • Mix it into your favorite mocktails, hot or iced tea. I love to pair 1 Tbsp cordial plus 1 Tbsp homemade fruit shrub for the perfect sweet-and-sour combo.

  • Drizzle elderflower syrup over breakfast, baked goods, or desserts such as pancakes, plain yogurt, oatmeal, ice cream, waffles, or crepes.

  • You can also mix a little into fruit fillings (think cobbler), buttercream frosting, a cake soak layer, or anything else that could use a little splash of sunshine and sweetness.


A stemless wine glass with elderflower cordial and sparkling water with a lemon wedge on the edge of the glass. A large bottle of elderflower cordial recipe is nearby along with flowers and lemon cut in half.


Well friends, I hope you enjoy this easy elderflower cordial recipe as much as I do! Please let me know if you have any questions in the comments, and come back to leave a review once you give it a try.


You may also like:


A stemless wine glass of sparkling water mixed with elderflower cordial syrup with a lemon wedge on the edge of the glass. The bottle of elderflower cordial syrup sits nearby along with fresh elderflower blossoms and half a lemon.
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Easy Elderflower Cordial (Syrup) Recipe

Homemade elderflower cordial (syrup) is delicious and easy to make. The delicate, floral flavor of fresh elderflowers comes together with bright notes of citrus to create a refreshing concentrated sweet-and-tangy syrup. Add it to sparkling water, cocktails, mocktails, tea, desserts and more!
Prep Time 20 minutes
Cook Time 5 minutes
Infusing Time 2 days

Equipment

  • small saucepan
  • quart jar with leak-proof lid (or larger, if you double the recipe)
  • fine mesh strainer and/or cheesecloth
  • storage bottles or jars

Ingredients

  • 1-2 cup fresh elderflowers, de-stemmed, or about 12 medium to large elderflower heads. (or sub with 1/3 to 1/2 cup dried elderflowers)
  • 2 cups water
  • 2 cups white sugar or organic cane sugar
  • 2-3 organic lemons, I like to use 2 medium sliced Meyer lemons plus the juice of 1 squeezed into the jar
  • 1/2 tsp citric acid (optional but recommended for better preservation and shelf life)

Instructions

  • Harvest about a dozen elderflower clusters when they're in full bloom. Do not wash the flowers.
  • Carefully pluck the flowers from the green stems (which are slightly toxic) until you have at least 1 cup of tiny white flowers. Remove as much of the stems and other debris as possible.
  • Thoroughly wash and thinly slice 1 or 2 lemons and add them to the bottom of a clean quart jar, followed by the elderflowers on top. I also squeeze in the juice from an additional lemon.
  • Combine the sugar and water in a small pot on the stovetop. Bring to a light boil and stir until sugar is dissolved. Remove from heat and stir in the citric acid while it's still hot.
  • Allow the sugar water mixture to cool just slightly (still warm but not boiling hot) and then pour it over the flowers and lemons until the jar is full.
  • Add a leak-proof lid and let the mixture infuse at room temperature for 1-2 days. Gently shake the jar a couple times per day to encourage mixing. (Don't go any longer than 3 days, which could result in unwanted fermentation and gas build-up in the jar. See same day option in notes below.)
  • When the time is up, use cheesecloth-lined strainer over a bowl to strain the solids away from the liquid. Gently press or wring out the solids to extract as much syrup as possible.
  • Finally, transfer the strained elderflower cordial into storage containers of choice – such as a glass bottle or jar. Use a funnel as needed.
  • Store the finished cordial in the refrigerator. If you used citric acid it should stay good for at least 3 to 6 months (or longer). Without citric acid, plan to use it within 1-2 months. You can also gently simmer the finished syrup for 10-15 minutes before final bottling to help sterilize and extend the shelf life.
  • If the syrup grows mold, becomes cloudy or slimy, or develops off odors/flavors then it has gone bad and should be discarded.
  • Add a splash (1 to 2 tablespoons) of elderflower cordial to sparkling water for a delicious refreshing natural “soda”, or mixed in cocktails, mocktails, hot or cold tea. Add more if you like it sweeter.
  • Elderflower cordial pairs well with prosecco, gin, vodka, sparkling wine, or champagne as well as breakfast, baked goods, or desserts such as drizzled over pancakes, plain yogurt, oatmeal, ice cream, waffles, or crepes. You can also mix it into fruit cobbler, cake soaks, or buttercream frosting.

Notes

Same Day Option: 
I prefer to avoid boiling the flowers to preserve the delicate flavor and maximum nutrients possible. However, if you’re in a rush and want to make your elderflower cordial in one day, you can simply combine all the ingredients together in a pot, bring it to a boil, simmer for 10 to 15 minutes, let it cool, and then strain and bottle.
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Bad hours

Apr. 22nd, 2026 12:31 pm
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THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MEme

Finally, a meme with a clear-cut answer to an easy question! You've lived a good life - there should be only one, two minor tragedies to choose from.

...right?

HOW TO PLAY
- see the title.
- no, that's what's gonna happen.
- your character's biggest trauma, the worst thing to ever happen, is listed in the subject line.
- now everyone can comment on it. that'll be a healing experience..

You and I got history

Apr. 22nd, 2026 12:30 pm
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CONNECTIONS


Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?


Sure, first meetings can be fun to play out. On the other hand, those of us who crave those deeper relationships between characters often can't find it in crossovers or superficial canon interactions. No need to fret about those inconveniences in this meme. Around these parts, everybody knows your name - no, not Cheers. Sorry. I mean that all characters know each other.

They're connected, somehow.

HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character, preferences, what manner of assumed CR is okay with you. To ease tag ins even further, you might want to give examples of what kind of relationships your character would have, but that's not a hard prerequisite.
- Others tag in using the dialogue examples below to spark a thread where two old associates match up once more?
- Tag around.
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Search maintenance

Apr. 22nd, 2026 09:19 am
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Happy Wednesday!

I'm taking search offline sometime today to upgrade the server to a new instance type. It should be down for a day or so -- sorry for the inconvenience. If you're curious, the existing search machine is over 10 years old and was starting to accumulate a decade of cruft...!

Also, apparently these older machines cost more than twice what the newer ones cost, on top of being slower. Trying to save a bit of maintenance and cost, and hopefully a Wednesday is okay!

Edited: The other cool thing is that this also means that the search index will be effectively realtime afterwards... no more waiting a few minutes for the indexer to catch new content.

Dancing meme

Apr. 22nd, 2026 10:52 am
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THE DANCING MEME
young and sweet, only seventeen


There's so many reasons why people dance. For fun, for tradition, for community, for courting, for taunting your enemies. Maybe you're just friends, maybe you're having a father-daughter (or parent-child) dance, maybe you're dating or almost dating. Gen or shippy, either is fine, as long as you're dancing!

Post your preferences and maybe a starter, then tag around!

PROMPTS

ONE. Spontaneous Dancing
You're doing something else, maybe out somewhere, maybe seemingly alone in your apartment when you just feel the urge. The song you're listening to is really catchy or you just got good news. Does the other person get invited? Join in on their own accord? Just watch? Is it a flash mob? Whatever the reason, you’re dancing now!

TWO. A Celebration
It's a wedding! Or maybe a festival, holiday, school dance, or birthday party. Point is, it's an occasion. There's music and a dance floor and no reason why not to let loose! Be is fast paced to the dj, slow dance with a partner, or traditional dance, it's all part of the celebration.

THREE. A Gala
It's not just any kind of event, it's fancy. There's probably someone pretty rich throwing it, and you better be dressed up nice. Chances are you're just as likely to be here dancing for business just as much pleasure. Maybe you're even here to steal something, or make political connections, or fundraise for charity. But dancing is part of the deal so take your partner's hand and lead them out on the dancefloor!

FOUR. Masquerade
Much like the gala, it's fancy. Or it could be a Halloween party. Either way, everyone is wearing some kind of costume and mask. Who is this mysterious person you're dancing with? A stranger? Friend? Enemy? Frememy? A mystery. Or perhaps not a mystery, but you can pretend!

FIVE. Clubbing
It's a bar or club or hey, maybe a sock hop, and you're here to have fun. Drinks optional, music loud, dance floor crowded. Be it with friends or a date, you're going to dance tonight. Feel the beat of the tambourine.

SIX. Performance
Ballet recital, music video, talent show, traditional ceremony -- you’re not just dancing, you’re dancing for an audience. Everyone’s eyes are on you and your partner, so let’s hope you don’t get stage fright!

SEVEN. Wildcard.

Reading, Listening, Watching

Apr. 22nd, 2026 04:36 pm
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Reading: The Crawling Terror by Mike Tucker. Twelth Doctor and Clara novel. I've only just started it but its already obvious that it's Giant Bugs in Rural England.

Listening: Just finished an episode of the Machine Ethics Podcast with which I have a somewhat frustrated relationship. It's proved very useful for keeping tabs on the AI Ethics landscape, but there are definitely times I want to shake the interviewer or interviewees, and a couple of times I've just had to nope out entirely because SO MUCH NONSENSE. This was a slightly odd episode, the interviewee had clearly reached out, requesting an interview in order to talk about/promote her biocomputing company. Clearly outside of the interviewer's comfort zone, and hard to know to what extent this was crossing the line from science communication into advertising.

Watching: Three weeks late we realise Have I Got News for You has started up again. It does what it does and we're the target demographic. I laughed a lot at Armando Iannuci's exasperation at people claiming that Winston Churchill was being replaced by a badger.
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On the Self-Publishing with ALLi podcast, host Howard Lovy talks to Allyson Longueira, associate director of publishing at the graduate program in creative writing at Western Colorado University, about what authors need to understand about book design, from typography and interior layout to covers and branding. They discuss how design choices signal genre, how authors can better communicate with designers, and where to draw the line between creative control and trusting the experts. Longueira also explains how thoughtful design supports readability and market positioning, giving authors practical ways to approach the visual side of publishing with more confidence.

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Like some never ending wheel

Apr. 22nd, 2026 03:34 am
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The Reincarnated Lovers Meme

Everyone knows the feeling of when you see someone and you know you've seen them before. Isn't that a part of déjà vu? But what if the connection you have with that person goes beyond the superficial recognition of familiarity? Perhaps you were connected once...in the most intimate of ways. Some religions and philosophies believe in reincarnation of souls, and it's said that souls could be reincarnated together - once again to follow out the same path they did before.

Or maybe not. Maybe it could be a second chance for fixing things that went wrong before, like the a tragedy or circumstances keeping you apart. But can you take that chance? Do you even want to?

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character, stating preferences and pertinent information.
  • Tag around to others and roll the RNG to determine what your scenario will be.
    • The first roll determines the parameters of the "past life," the second the parameters of the "present life." The meme is intended to take place in the present, but there's nothing stopping you from playing out flashbacks to the "past."
  • Play out the scene!
  • WARNING: There will probably be triggers here.
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Firsts

Apr. 21st, 2026 07:35 pm
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Firsts to Share
HOW TO PLAY

• Nothing novel here. Drop them muses, get some tags.
• Respect preferences. Be as chill as the frost our rooftops.

PROMPTS
  1. ANGRY: ( a ) is angry at ( b ) for the first time
  2. BED: ( a ) and ( b ) share a bed for the first time
  3. CAR: ( a ) shares a ride with ( b ) for the first time
  4. COOKING: ( a ) cooks for ( b ) for the first time
  5. CRYING: ( a ) sees ( b ) crying for the first time
  6. DATE: ( a ) asks ( b ) out on a date for the first time
  7. DRUNK: ( a ) drunk calls/texts ( b ) for the first time
  8. FLOWERS: ( a ) gives ( b ) flowers for the first time
  9. HAND: ( a ) touches/holds ( b )’s hand for the first time
  10. HEARTFELT: ( a ) sends ( b ) a heartfelt text/audio for the first time
  11. HUG: ( a ) hugs ( b ) for the first time
  12. HURT: ( a ) sees ( b ) hurt for the first time
  13. HOME: ( a ) goes to ( b )’s home for the first time MESS ( a ) sees ( b ) in a messy state for the first time
  14. JOURNAL: ( a ) writes about ( b ) in their journal for the first time
  15. SAFE: ( a ) feels safe around ( b ) for the first time
  16. SEEN: ( a ) sees ( b ) for the first time
  17. SICK: ( a ) sees ( b ) sick for the first time
  18. SNOOZE: ( a ) falls asleep on ( b ) for the first time
  19. SUN: ( a ) and ( b ) watch the sunrise together for the first time
  20. TEXT: ( a ) texts ( b ) first after a long silence for the first time
  21. UPSET: ( a ) sends ( b ) an upset text/audio for the first time


+ MIX IT UP. SEND A SYMBOL IN RESPONSE TO MY TOP-LEVEL FOR MY CHARACTER TO:
  • 😘 kiss your character for the first time
  • 🤗 hug your character for the first time
  • 😢 cry in front of your character for the first time
  • 👫 hold your character’s hand for the first time
  • 👊 hit your character for the first time
  • 🍔 cook for your character for the first time
  • 🍻 get drunk with/in front of your character for the first time
  • 🎤 sing in front of your character for the first time
  • 🎨 show your character a special talent for the first time
  • 🏡 go to your character’s house for the first time
  • ✈️ travel with your character for the first time
  • 🛌 sleep with your character for the first time
  • ❤️ tell your character "I love you" for the first time
  • 🖤 tell your character "I hate you" for the first time
  • 🩹 be injured in front of your character for the first time
  • 🚑 go to the hospital with/for your character for the first time
  • 🎁 give your character a gift for the first time

girl, don't...

Apr. 21st, 2026 07:33 pm
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I CAN FIX THEM
no, really, I can.




how to play
○ slap all your character's messiness up in that subject line.
○ people let u know if they'd fix them.
○ or make them worse?

eepy

Apr. 21st, 2026 06:54 pm
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 Fell Asleep On Meme


sweet dreams.

 


Someone, whether it be a friend or a total stranger, has fallen asleep on you wherever you happen to be; you are a rather comfortable pillow to them.


What do you do?

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au symbol starters

→ comment with your character + prefs..
→ others send in an emoji to ask for a specified au starter/verse from you.
→ reality is sometimes disappointing, but it doesn't have to be!
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♡ prompts

Apr. 21st, 2026 08:25 am
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shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
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Posted by Dan Holloway

We start the week with some good news that segues interestingly out of the news that many indie authors have found alarming at the end of last week. The indie corner of the internet has been filled with little other than discussion (much heated) of Draft2Digital's decision to introduce fees for new and low-activity accounts in the face (it claims) of a vast increase in artificially generated content.

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Five Salmon Dancing

Apr. 21st, 2026 10:57 am
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Posted by Jaden McGinty

1.

Let us start like this: there are three salmon dancing in the river. Of course, they are not dancing, but let us also say there is a young man standing on the undercut bank of that river. He is holding the slim waist of a vine maple and watching the salmon with the same clutching intensity as he does the election. Let us say he would like to think the salmon are dancing.

 

2.

So let us start like this: there are three salmon mating in the river. The young man knows the jargon. He knows the males are engaged in intersexual competition. He knows the female is digging out a redd in the gravel substrate with the paddle of her tail. She will then lay her eggs in the disturbed sediment, and the victorious male will spill his milt in the water over them.

The young man is reminded of something, perhaps apocryphal, that his cousin once told him – that the ocean is at least one per cent whale sperm. 

 

3.

But let us start like this: there are three salmon courting in the river. The male salmon charge each other like horny torpedoes and the female is preparing both their lover’s bed and the cradle. The young man feels like a voyeur, watching them. He feels even more like a voyeur because he is getting aroused. This is not, he hopes, because they are fish, but because, he hopes, of the earnestness of the act. There is so much desire, he thinks, thrashing around in the water.

Let us also say the young man used to take Prozac and he has recently stopped. He has gotten through the nausea and mood swings of the withdrawals, and he is sadder now, but he can finally feel his penis again.

 

4.

And yet, let us start like this: there are three salmon dying in the river. That is what they do when the mating is done. The young man knows this. The young man smells this. The corpses of several other salmon litter the banks, the ones that have not yet been dragged away by bears or coyotes.

The salmon were born in the river, but they live in the sea. They return to the river only to mate and to die. They return to the same river they hatched in. There are some who travel as far inland as Montana. The salmon eat nothing on this journey. By the time they arrive, they are already mostly dead.

The young man thinks, though he does not know, that they can smell the water they belonged to. Or something like smelling. Something close enough for him to sniff the air and agree with the dying salmon. This must be the place. 

 

5.

We should probably start like this: there are only three salmon dying in the river. That is not entirely true. There is a fourth a hundred feet upstream at the foot of a waterfall. It is a tall waterfall, the roaring, cascading kind that the local chamber of commerce would put in tourism advertisements if it weren’t a waterfall near a quarry. But there is a single salmon throwing itself at this waterfall. Salmon are used to leaping over waterfalls, but never any this tall. Each time it throws itself against the slick rocks, it dies a little more. But the young man does not think it counts, because it is dying in vain. It is not dying the way it should.

Even if he were to include this fourth salmon in his tally, it is still not enough. There should be hundreds of salmon courting and dying on this stretch of river. There should be, but fisherman have caught them, or dams have stood in their way, or the rivers have been too warm, or erosion from clearcut hills have buried their redds.

‘Don’t you know this?’ he asks the three mating. ‘What’s the point?’ And the young man is very sad. He feels like they are, all of them, just the same as the salmon throwing itself against the waterfall. He feels like he should have stayed on his medication.  

 

6.

Maybe we should start like this: there is a young man standing on the undercut bank of a river who has recently stopped taking his anti-depressants. He started taking the medication because of affirmative answers to certain questions on a quiz:

Over the last two weeks, how often have you been bothered by any of the following problems?

  • Little interest or pleasure in doing things
  • Feeling down, depressed, or hopeless
  • Trouble falling or staying asleep, or sleeping too much
  • Moving or speaking so slowly that other people could have noticed? Or (and) the opposite — being so fidgety or restless that you have been moving around a lot more than usual

He never felt he would be better off dead, but that always seemed like a failure in logic.

The young man answered these questions this way – indeed, he took the quiz to begin with – because he believed he was living at the end of the world. There were many reasons for this, and good reasons too, but the salmon were high on his list. Not these salmon, but salmon in the abstract. Salmon as a metaphor for something greater.

The young man’s favourite place in the world is here: the high forests of Idaho. He loves this place because both he and his wife are from here. They met in school, across the mountains, but did not fall in love until they came home. The first time they made love was out picking huckleberries in a redcedar grove. She tripped and was swallowed up by the patch. He waded over to help her up. Her hand had reached out from beneath the leaves. When he grabbed it, she pulled him down with her. He remembers thinking, as he struggled not to finish, that the trees were the second-most beautiful things he had ever seen.

Idaho’s are maritime forests, so lush and full four hundred miles from the ocean because of the salmon. Without the salmon, there would be no huckleberries, no redcedar, no slim vine maples. Salmon grow fat on smaller fish at sea, then carry all those oceanic nutrients inland when they migrate home to spawn. Their bodies, washed up on the sides of the river, are God’s way of spreading fertiliser.

Idaho’s are maritime forests, so lush and full four hundred miles from the ocean because of the salmon. Without the salmon, there would be no huckleberries, no redcedar, no slim vine maples

 

7.

So we start like this: There are three salmon and a young man gathered on a river at the end of the world. The three salmon are mating, because that is what they do. The young man is watching, because he does not know what else to do. The salmon have travelled over five-hundred miles of river to get here. The young man has recently stopped taking his anti-depressants. He took them because he thought he was living through the end of the world.

He was, but they made him feel less sad about that.

He stopped taking them because they made him feel less of everything — less interested in courting and mating most of all. Less interest in sex led to less physical intimacy led to larger and larger gaps between him and his wife in their bed. They did not pick huckleberries anymore, or watch salmon, or touch each other at all. And despite the Prozac, this made him sadder than the end of the world ever had before.

He has come to the river today to watch the salmon run, maybe the last salmon run on earth. He wanted his wife to come with him, but she did not think it was a good idea. She was, in fact, worried about this decision of his. Is, in fact, worried about this decision. She watches the clock and fiddles with her car keys.

He watches the salmon and he does not know how to feel. He watches them from an undercut bank above the river. He is holding to the slim waist of a vine maple, but when the undercut begins to give way beneath him, his grip is not strong enough.

The young man tumbles into the river. The river swallows him up. He hits his head on a tree root or a rock or a furious, horny male, and everything goes black.

He wakes beneath a foot of water. His body has nestled in the redd the female had just dug. The salmon drift beside him. From this angle, he’s pretty sure he’s met the males before – they were duking it out in front of the Dirty D in Astoria and, having expended all their energy, were slumped together on the curb. The female he knew in Spokane. They kissed once and never went on a second date.

The young man blinks and remembers he should be drowning. He remembers he should be drowning when he notices there is a silhouette beyond the refraction of the surface. It is a frantic silhouette, scrabbling down the collapsed bank towards him. He wants to tell her it’s alright, but he can’t speak through the water.

A hand reaches out to him. He grabs it and pulls. His wife tumbles into the water on top of him. They are too big for the redd, but the female, annoyed, has already begun to dig another.

 

8.

Let us start like this: there are five salmon dancing at the birth of the world. 

 

 

IMAGE

Cedra Wood
Fishbone Beast Portrait
Graphite on paper
This drawing is the culmination of a project about the Salton Sea, an environmentally compromised site in Southern California. I gathered the remains of tilapia from where they lay on the lakeshore, their die-off charting the water’s yearly evaporation like dendrochronological rings, and made a wearable sculpture from the bones. I depicted the character in a series of paintings and drawings to evoke the ominous beauty found there, a sort of manifested genius loci.

Cedra Wood lives in New Mexico, USA, creating paintings and drawings that explore human ecology through visual metaphor. cedrawood.com

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Apr. 21st, 2026 06:26 am
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the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Cirque de la Lune

Apr. 20th, 2026 09:54 pm
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Cirque de la Lune is famous across the multiverse for its spectacular cast, each exquisite to behold as they perform feats of daring and wonder before enthralled audiences. Any privileged to attend a performance will never forget, for each show is filled with magic and splendor.

Literally.

For the secret of the Cirque de la Lune is that each performer is kidnapped, modified, and enslaved by the one who runs it, a mysterious figure known only as The Ringmaster. He draws the most promising, the most beautiful, and the most talented from any dimension to which he has access, then with a combination of magic and medicine transforms each into their fullest potential, a shining jewel to play their parts like marionettes on strings of his manufacture.

Will you be a part of the circus? Or are you one of the lucky few who's managed to procure a ticket? Step right up, then, and see what it has to offer....

Step right up for the greatest show unearthed )
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Posted by benebell

The following is from a keynote presentation I did at the Northwest Tarot Symposium in 2022, the materials now made freely and publicly available. The subject of this presentation was one more often seen as taboo: using the tarot to do health readings. Spiritual health and its interaction with physical, psychological, and social wellness had …

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Abrupt Kissing

Apr. 20th, 2026 02:08 pm
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The Abrupt Kissing Meme

Plain and simple: your character is being kissed. Abruptly. How did this happen? Were they talking too much to the point where it was the only way to shut them up? Was someone bidding adieu or just not able to hold in their feelings? Or was this some CPR class gone bad? More importantly—how do they react?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. Congratulations, your character is being kissed by whoever tags them!
→ Tag around.
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-9) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own.
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other! 💋
  • 1 — Simply put: I like you. (You may or may not know this already.)
  • 2 — I did it to shut you up. (It worked, didn't it?)
  • 3 — I've always been curious... (About what it'd be like to kiss you.)
  • 4 — It was an accident! (I totally tripped!)
  • 5 — Farewell. (I may never see you again and...!)
  • 6 — Taunting. (Bet you didn't see that attack coming didja?)
  • 7 — CPR (You were asleep and you suddenly woke up..?)
  • 8 — No more waiting! (Ain't nobody got time for that.)
  • 9 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)
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  • Tell us everything you ate yesterday.
  • Respond to others in person, through text, etc.
  • Tasty? Healthy? Cooked or readymade? Describe your meal in exceptional detail.
  • If anyone's hungry - offer them some restaurant-style grub!
  • These are a few of my favorite scents

    Apr. 20th, 2026 06:37 pm
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    Posted by benebell

    For anyone interested — and also I’m documenting this for myself so I have an easy, accessible aggregation of my favorite scent recipes — I’m creating this page to house my “best of” recipes. So I’m anticipating that in the future I’ll return to this page and update it with more scent recipes. I think …

    Continue reading These are a few of my favorite scents

    The great escape

    Apr. 20th, 2026 06:22 am
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    Escape Meme!


    Trapped. Captive. Stuck. Surrounded. Heck, maybe just bored out of your gourd. There are plenty of reasons one might want to break free, both life-threatening and non. Sometimes, we even put ourselves in that situation for fun, or just for the challenge. However, the way out isn't always as easy to find as you might have thought. Good thing two heads are better than one. Can you make it out of this one? Would you help someone else escape?


    Prompts within! )

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    the random scenario meme



    comment with your character.
    respond to others
    lbr — no one uses rng. just go wild, and maybe kinda sorta pick from the scenarios below?
    post picture prompts OR write starters OR whatever!
    have a grand ol' time

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